Black Bear "Calling Card" Left in Colorado Driveway - 08/01/2005

 shoe & doo
Full Pile Monty + Size 41 (about American size 8 men's) Sandal

 Spray your bears away - la-la
Full Pile + Measuring Tape + Bear Deterrent Pepper Spray *tee hee*

 Com-packed
Formed Pile + Sandal

 How long are these doodies?
Formed Pile + Measuring Tape

 How high are these doodies?
Height of Formed Doo

 Pure Splat
Splatted Pile

 How high is da pile??
Height of Splatted Pile

 How high is da pile?
Splatted Pile + Measuring Tape

 Ew!
Splatted Pile closeup - shows choke cherry seeds and purple color from them


Blonde Joke Regarding Scat

A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?"


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